1. All Delta Force operatives have a magazine of kryptonite tipped rounds.
2. Chuck Norris is bitter he couldn't make Delta Force.
3. Batman was booted from Delta Force due to his lack of preparation.
4. Delta Force can tell Lelouch no.
5. Every member of Delta Force has their name written in the Death Note daily throughout their service.
6. Delta Force knows the locations of every missing sock.
7. Delta Force can make change for a penny.
8. Delta Force carried out the operation that removed all the funny jokes from Big Bang Theory.
9. Delta Force ding dong ditch Dr. Doom.
10. Delta Force made Galactus try Adkins.
11. When Delta Force goes out for Mexican food, they get free Guac.
12. Delta Force wins debates against fanboys.
13. Delta Force can prove it happened without pics.
14. Delta Force can cite Wikipedia.
15. Every member of Delta Force has a set of the Dragonballs.
16. Morgan Freeman used to be a member of Delta Force, but his voice became to gravely.
17. Delta Force knows who would win in a fight between Darkseid and Thanos.
18. Goku failed the H2H test of delta recruitment... Twice.
19. Every new recruit in Delta Force must clean the toilets wearing a pair of Infinity Gauntlets instead of rubber gloves.
20. Delta Force have the Blade of Olympus as standard issue.
21. Liam Neeson trained Batman and Qui-Gon Jin, is king of the Greek gods, saved the Jews, led the A-Team and was the father to the protagonist of Fallout 3. Liam Neeson almost made the cut for Delta Force.
22. Delta Force invented Tesla and Edison.
23. Delta Force cans the Whoop-Ass.
24. Delta Force felt bad about beating the Flash in a race; even though they gave him a head start.
25. Delta Force is the reason our planet rotates on a tilted axis.
26. All those craters in the Moon? Delta Force EOD training.
27. Jedi wish to be one with the Force, the Force wishes to be one with the Delta Force.
28. Delta Force can teach Bart Simpson math.
29. Lobo and Wolverine were booted from Delta Force when the failed to heal fast enough.
30. Delta Force killed Deadpool.
31. Delta Force won the console war.
32. Delta Force could kill the Metal, they just don't want to.
33. Delta Force made Kristen Stewart show emotion.
34. Delta Force can eat just one Lays potato chip.
35. Reed Richards and Victor Von Doom cheated off of Delta Force in Highschool.
36. Delta Force never activates anyone's trap card.
37. It was actually Delta Force that killed the Radio Star.
38. Wolverine will meet Delta Force one more time... In issue #4 of Death of Wolverine.
39. A fouls ball caught by a member of Delta Force is considered a Home Run.
40. MacGuyver can complete his mission with a stick of gum, a paper clip and tape. He was chastised by Delta Force for using so much unnecessary material.
41. Delta Force would weight train with Mjolnir, if it wasn't so damn light.
42. Delta Force is the real meaning of life.
43. The virus uploaded in the movie Independence Day was actually just pictures of Delta Force flexing.
44. The Supreme Court's deliberation time is actually used to call and get advice from Delta Force.
45. Delta Force have scissors that cut rocks, paper that break scissors and rocks that can never be covered.
46. There were plans of a Delta Force edition of Monster Hunter. The first attempt had you acting as a member of Delta Force hunting such game enemies and monsters as a hybrid Godzilla, all the Weapons from FF7, Galactus, and other world enders. The second attempt saw you as a hunter with access to the Infinity Gauntlet, Mjolnir, The Bat-belt, Shazam's lightning, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan and other artifacts while you hunt a single member of Delta force. The first attempt was regarded as far too easy even on nightmare difficulty, while the. Second attempt was considered impossible even by code hacking.
47. Only Delta Force can solo Delta Force.
48. Delta Force can change the tires on Tanks.
49. Luke actually fired a member of Delta Force down the Death Star's exhaust port.
50. Delta Force let these feats slip because they weren't impressive enough to keep quiet.
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